Girl gone Broody

So L.S. (little shit) has gone broody.  I don't think she realizes that those golf balls she's sitting on aren't going to hatch anytime soon. She is just ready to be a mother I guess. This happens from time to time and there are many ways to break the broodiness, but I need to figure out a solution stat. She's guarding those eggs like a pit bull in a junkyard. I mean damn I almost lost my hand trying to get the remaining eggs that weren't nestled under her. TLC or A&E, I have a new episode for you. Chickens that hoard. I mean seriously, would you mess with this crazy Lady?

Fore! (get it? she's sitting on golf balls)

My plan is to give her a couple more days and see if she will just get bored or move on. If not I will remove the balls and eggs and see if that will break her. If not, I may have to place some chicks under her, so she can experience motherhood. Oh mama, I'm not ready for more chicks. 

Fill er' up

Filled up the pool today. Have a little leak in one of the pump parts but other than that it's awesome. I added about 27 pounds of pool salt to the tank. It has to dissolve and the filter pump has to run for 24 hours before we turn the saltwater pump on. Other than that, it easy breezy. I shouldn't have to worry about the salt level until the pump says low salt. Add a little and we are good to go. Inaugural swim tomorrow night. 

Pump up the jam....pump it up

I'm working like a maniac this week and next. My only days off were today and monday. Then I'm rotting for the rest of the week. I was hoping to have the pool done today so we could be lounging in a raft (Claire bought one for the inaugural opening float day) tomorrow but you know how it goes. Shit always has to get in the way. Today was quite the lesson in patience.


I originally was going to line the tank with a pool liner.  I'm worried about the tank eroding sooner than it should since I have decided to go the saltwater route. Yeah, I don't really want the eye burn and skin itch of a chlorinated pool, so saltwater it is. The pool liner kicked my arse today. I hate it. It wouldn't match up and center with the tank, the holes weren't in the right place for the pump attachments, and dammit it kept burning feet in the sun. Claire came home and was like "um, why are you in a bad mood?" Ohhhhh that liner. Seriously, can you recycle Vinyl? Thats where its going. Either in the trash or the recycle bin. I'm done with it. Au natural stock tank is the way we are going. 


I was able to get a lot done with the pump and filter system today. Its all done. Just waiting for the silicone sealant to dry. I went with a pump and filter from Intex, an above the ground pool company and then hooked their saltwater system pump inline. It was actually a lot simpler than I had envisioned. I think the hardest part might be hiding the extension cord so it doesn't look ugly.


On a weirder note, the garden is suddenly taking off. I mean leave it to me to have a nice producible garden at 103 degrees every day for the past ten days. I'll take it. 

Filter

The pump and saltwater system 

Day 5 and 6

Wow. Did a shit ton in the past two days. 


The gravel was delivered on friday. The original plan was to lay the gravel down and then put the stock tank(pool) on top of the gravel. The guy who delivered our gravel put the breaks on that. He literally stayed  for 30 minutes offering some serious design advice and the most important thing he told me was a simple thing I never ever would have realized. In the long run it could have ended in a serious catastrophe. He informed me that the gravel with its sharp edges would eventually wear through the bottom of the tank and ruin the tank, especially with the weight of the water. Duh. How could I have not thought of this? He said I should either pour a slab, bring in some sand, or build a platform. On friday I spent all day hauling, raking, and leveling the gravel. My friend Mary came by for a couple of hours in the a.m. to help me. Thanks to her, we got a lot done in a short period of time.


Fast forward to saturday morning where myself and Claire are buying wood for our new cedar platform. This was not part of the original plan but I worked it all out in my head on friday night and we had to get to the deck store before noon on saturday before they closed so we could get started on the platform asap. I leveled the base out while Claire worked like a machine and did some serious gravel hauling.I was happy with the finished result of the platform until I woke up at about 6:00 am this morning in a panic contemplating how super heavy water weighs. 8.34 lbs per gallon to be exact. I realized that the platform was going to have to hold the weight of the tank, water, plus people, and that could top out at 8500 lbs. at least. 


I spent all day today reinforcing that bad boy. Seriously, you can probably set a semi-truck on the platform and it probably will not  budge.............................. I hope. We will see when I fill the tank up this week. 


All that is left is hauling more gravel and leveling it out a bit, installing the pool liner and saltwater pump, filling it up, and hoping it stays level. 


It's amazing what I can get done in a week when I'm not rotting in the box. Too bad I have to work 50 hours this week. Blah. 


A few pics of the almost finished project. 

Thanks to Our neighbor. He and a bunch of his buddies, in the middle of a brisket cook off, came and helped us move it onto the platform 

Patio, fire pit, pool on platform and a lot of gravel finally down

Day 4

Damn that gravel.........................

Day 2 and 3

Disclaimer: Im a renegade with punctuation. I am addicted to the comma and place it wherever I feel the need. Sorry all of you teachers(especially future Dr. Fields) or english buffs. It may be annoying to read.


Whew............... I may actually finish this patio this week. I'm sort of shocked that its actually coming together. Usually I leave a trail of unfinished projects in my wake. Having the week off has been great. 


Day 2 consisted of a lot of ground leveling. I also picked up the five remaining Air conditioning pads. Of course one of the guys at the store was like, "oh these are way too heavy for your car." Wait what? Have you seen what this car can do? I had already hauled five of them before, a few months ago, so I knew my car would be fine. A couple of crappy forklift moves later(he kept pushing the fork down and it looked like my car couldn't take the weight) and the guy finally got them in my car. In the end, he ended up saying he needed a car like mine. That's what I'm talking about cowboy. 


Tell you what I hate. I hate the weight of the AC pads. 90 lbs. I'm pretty much running a boot camp on myself all week.  I was able to get them out of the car, drag them with a hand truck, transfer them to my skateboard and scoot them one at a time across the patio. I swear my longboard skateboard has come in handy more than a few times when doing heavy labor. 


Day 3, today, happens to be a very special day. It's Claire's Birthday today. The big 3 to the 0. She took the day off and we went and picked out the gravel. We have 9 tons on order for delivery tomorrow morning. My back is super excited and can't wait to haul it all tomorrow. We chose Tejas Black (scroll to see). It's a light gray color and will contrast well with the pads. We were able to lay most of the weed cloth down before i ran out 3/4 of the way through and was way to lazy and hot to go to the store and get more. I will have to finish it tomorrow a.m. before the gravel arrives because a few birthday festivities are in order for this evening and happy hour commences soon.  

The Shaded area is where the pool will sit 

Operation Closer to Pool Party Day 1

Oh...the horror of the heat.  Another record 3 days in a row. Lets give a shout out to 103 degrees. Seriously. 


It took several breaks coming inside the house to cool off in the AC, 3 bottles of Gatorade, and several full body soakings with the water hose to make day one of operation redo patio successful.   


I know I seem a little bipolar, ok manic, when it comes to projects, but I have a week off and Im trying to get everything done within this week since I'm off of work. Did I forget to mention I'm off from rotting in the box for the whole week? Hell yeah I am. I would like to call it "My attempt to regain sanity and not be constantly annoyed by humanity week." So far so good. 


So I decided to extend the patio out and to the sides. The pool will reside within this patio. The deck for the pool was totally freaking me out design wise and financially i don't think we could afford what we really wanted around it right now, so we figured we would do it this way instead of rushing into something. Insert sigh of life and relief here. 


So today I leveled out the existing dirt, inserted edging around the perimeter to define the patio, raised the fire pit, sweated profusely, and ordered more AC pads(we use them as pavers). We will move in texas black gravel to fill in the patio, hopefully friday once I put down some super kick ass weed barrier.  After this is done, we can set and level the pool and insert the lining and pump. 


Tag me out. Now I'm sore and my back hurts. 

Today I found the girls smoking Cigarettes and Reading the Times

A few months ago my friend Jess said, "Hey I read an article about Coffee Chaff . You should come and get some for your chickens." Remember Jess and Elizabeth, they own the Austin Roasting Coffee. Seriously, buy some of their coffee. So good.


A few days ago I stopped by his roasting shop asking for a huge favor(see cannon ball post) and he said I really needed to take some of his chaff. I had read a few blog posts and articles about using it and decided I would finally give it a shot. Good stuff from The tangled Nest  

Chaff

I am using the deep litter method with wood shavings. It works well except I'm still having a lot of flies hanging around. Im pretty sure it's this wicked heat so to combat this I added some sweet pdz, a horse stall cleaner that should help with the smell and well, wet poop. I know gross. But maybe the chaff can help. So I added the layer of chaff to the existing layer of wood shavings and so far so good. Like the linked article said, a major drawback is because it is so light and airy, it easily gets scratched into the waterer. After a week of it being in the coop this is the only con I have found. I feel like maybe it's airiness will also be good for the girls and help keep them cooler, rather than piles and piles of wood shavings. 


The girls love it.  At first they were apprehensive, I snuck it in while they were free ranging. But after they got over the initial shock they were happy to scratch around and give it a try. By the end of the day they were dust bathing, loving the new litter. 


Contact your local coffee roaster and I'm sure they would be glad to give you some of their chaff. My lot was from one day of roasting (not sure of how many pounds) and it was enough to cover the whole bottom of the coop.  I'm going to try it for the summer and see how it fares vs. the wood shavings.  Thank god the caffeine content is out of this chaff or Im sure the girls would be pecking me for their next coffee run. 

Cannon Ball

So a couple of years ago I was at my cousin Jacq's in Marfa and she had a stock tank in her yard that she was going to turn into a pool. I thought this was brilliant and filed that into my list of things I wanted to accomplish when I became a lucky homeowner.

Enter the heat.


Now that we have our own place and it's ridiculously hot, I decided it's time for our very own stock tank pool. I have done a little research online and a couple of people have already attempted to do this very same thing. The Brick House and Waldorf Modern  have a few tutorials on how they set up their pools. I am going to try something a little different.I am going to line ours with a pool liner so the salt water, if I decide to go this way or chlorine (yeah yeah I know, but I grew up in a chlorine pool and Im still alive, healthy and hey I'm weaning of the antipsychotics now as we speak) won't erode the steel tank. I also drank out of the water hose as a child. What what? I am going to add a pump and filter, so I won't have to waste water each time by dumping it out and refilling when the water gets nasty. The tank I bought today is ginormous at 10 ft  round x 2 ft high and holds 1100 gallons. Refilling each and every time or dying from some bacteria stowing away in the tank is out of the question. Gotta have a pump. 


How hard was it to get home? A pain in my ass honestly. Oh and my friend Jess's. He lovingly helped me haul this baby home.  He happens to work right by the place that I bought the tank from and when I found out they wouldn't deliver it to my house, I asked Jess to help with a favor. I think we both thought it would be easy. Just strap this bad boy to the back of his pickup and head home. Oh no. It's never that easy though. 

I mean it hung off the sides of Jess's truck say 2 ft each way, but I thought, "oh yeah, this is totally going to work." But I grew up in Louisiana and he grew up in California and he felt that this was a little too backwoods red neck of sorts. This big tank was totally going to blow off his truck and kill someone he figured. Reluctantly I agreed. Flash forward to us two hours later, in the sweltering 101 degree Austin heat today, finally finding a flatbed truck to rent. 

Loading it up 

So the plan in the next few weeks is to build a deck around it, add a liner, pump, and filter, fill it up with water, and enjoy for the summer. Thanks to Jess for helping as I couldn't have done it without him. 


Now, who wants to swim. We are having a pool party and everyone is invited. Just NO DIVING or RUNNING or I'm gonna have to blow the damn whistle.